Мда. Очередные мысли о том, что пора что-то менятьHere we are, dear old friend.
You and I drunk again.
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head...
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart.
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art.
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance...
But I'm not gay,
So get your hand out of my pants.
It's not that I don't care -
I do!
I just don't see myself in you.
Another time,
Another scene -
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean.
'cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul.
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole being.
And if I were gay
We would tear down the walls...
But I'm not gay,
So won't you stop cupping my... pen?
(с) Stephen Lynch
В жизни пора что-то менять. Например - никогда больше не приглашать тебя на что-нибудь из Хичкока или Чаплина.
Мда.